Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.