When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security