Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.