Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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