Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.