Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.