Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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