Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.