Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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