The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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