The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."