Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl.
He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE the BOAT."
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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A professor and a doctor both love the same girl.
Each one tries to get rid of the other.
Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week.
Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there.
When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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My wife and I really love bondage.
She loves it because she's a kinky bitch.
I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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