Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.