Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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