What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-