Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.