Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.