Joke #8972

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.