Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.