Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.