Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’