Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...