Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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