Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."