Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.