Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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