Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.