Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.