Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.