Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!