Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!