When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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