Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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