Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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