Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.