Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.