Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.