Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.