Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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