Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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