Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.