Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.