Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.