Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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