The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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