Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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