Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.