Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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