When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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