When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.