Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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