Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.