Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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