Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.