Joke #9110

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager". The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal doesn't attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four-year-old.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.