Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.