Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!