Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!