When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.