Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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